How many of you out there are addicted to Starbucks like I am? My favorite is the White Chocolate Mocha or the Caramel Macchiato. I think I need to branch out on my taste and stop ordering the same damn coffee every.single.time I go in there. I’m always jealous of those people who can rattle off a 15 word sentence describing what they want. What’s your most favorite drink at Starbucks? I need some good suggestions.

I found this link while I was trying to search for the Starbucks menu. It’s pretty funny! Starbucks Menu Parody

All drinks can be ordered:

1. In any of our five sizes — enorme, gigantesco, mucho gordo, grande gulp, and dovrete orinare presto
2. With regular milk, skim milk, soy milk, sheep’s milk, goat’s milk, milk chocolate, or a blended milky way candy bar
3. With whipped cream, regular cream, heavy cream, or cream of wheat
4. Topped with chocolate sprinkles, flakes of butter, chunks of lard, shards of glass, or some of the many pennies of profit we make on your purchase
5. In a ceramic mug, a to-go cup with patent-pending cardboard heat sheath, or mainlined directly in your bloodstream with our new Starbucks IV Drip System (TM), plain or covered in edible mocha
6. Iced, dry iced, room temperature, warm, hot, really hot, ouch, already evaporated, surface of the sun, or plasma
7. One shot of espresso, DoubleShot, StayAwake TripleShot, HeartStopping QuadShot, Did-you-really-crash-through-the-door-like-that QuintShot, HopeYou’reNotPregnant SixShot, and NotForHumanConsumption SevenShot